The pachyderm's piercing glare petrified the timid primate. The elephant spat at the ape in disgust, then defecated on his doorstep.

The innocent ape, now fed up with the elephant's arrogance, retaliated against him, and flung his opponent's excrement back at him.

The elephant, stunned by the ape's temerity, retreated to his nest, and resorted to knitting doilies for prospective tea parties.

Quite pleased with his triumph, the ape flashed an ecstatic grin and celebrated by doing the helicopter.